That Beautiful Narcissistic Bitch.

Girls girls girls. We have this horrible disease. Not one woman can claim they don't have it or have never had it. It's called narcissism. We have this infatuation with our image that causes every girl to buy one of those cheap compact mirrors and stuff them in our already overstuffed purses. Then, we check our make-up constantly, making sure that our faces don't have a smudge out of place. Then, when we see another woman who looks pretty or takes a stab at your self esteem, we immediately use our ace. She's the bitch. We also love to take pictures of ourselves. It's actually really funny, because on my families mac, I have about 400 pictures of myself in different poses, taken at different (but all embarrassing) moments of my adolescent life, such as this one above, which I took during an episode of House. Did I mention I love House? But anyways, We women have this weird and extremely annoying self-esteem issue that take a patient and wise woman to overcome... Not. I have seen enough of Sex and The City, to know that even when we get older, we still have issues concerning our appearance and the appearance of people around us. Take this one episode. Carrie saw Big at the opera with Charlotte, and becomes obsessed with one-uping his new wife. Carrie thinks Big has traded up, and she signs up for a benefit the wife (I forget her name), is throwing. The wife ends up not showing, and by finding a grammatical error in a letter that the wife wrote her, Carrie overcomes the jealousy she feels towards her. Seriously? Finding a grammatical error made Carrie's day all better. So stupid. Sometimes, I think that it might be easier being a guy... But then I would have to wear gross clothes and smell like sweat and think it's cool.. discuss.